At Fire & Hammer we tell a lot of dad jokes. We call it “free-dadding”. It’s like freestyle rapping for dads.
#1: Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message.
#2: What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
#3: My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives, so I said, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.”
#4: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, they are guilty of resisting a rest.
#5: What do you get when you cross an apple with a fart? A Tooty Fruity!
#6: Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? …Because it got stuck in a crack!
#7: What is the dirtiest part on a duck? His buttquack!
#8: Telling dad jokes but having no kids makes you a faux pa.
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